105+ Funny Hiking Puns That You can Use For Social Media Posts

Hiking is one of the best things to do when you are free. But you know what’s even more interesting? Puns about hiking! If you are in a hiking or camping group, you can share the hiking puns as you have fun in the great outdoors. While hiking, you will probably take a couple of photos and post a couple on social media. In these, we provide hilarious hiking and outdoor puns that will make your companions drown in laughter and make your social media followers chuckle.

Funny hiking puns

1. If you don’t be-leaf in yourself, no one will!
2. Hiking Alps clear your mind
3. This whole region is hill-areas!
4. Focus on the rise
5. While there is no Wi-Fi in the desert, I assure you will find a better connection
6. Reach the peak of that mountain was a releaf
7. It’s important not to burn your ridges
8. I don’t take hiking for granite; that’s why I do it every week
9. Your altitude is what’s keeping you from achieving your goal
10. Water you doing at the tip of the cliff?
11. Keep your slopes We may reach the peak in the next hour

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12. Are you oak-ay?
13. The grass is greener on this side
14. We had to find the bliss in blisters
15. At first, the hill looked hard, but I got over it
16. My trail mix contains music by Ed Sheeran, Adele, J.Cole, and Celine Dion.
17. We’ve finally reached the summit. Now it’s all downhill from up here
18. The hikers came across two large rocks, one was timid, but the other one was boulder
19. There’s snow place like a good sandy beach on a Saturday afternoon
20. My sister is all a-boot that trekking life
21. As expected, the hike had ups and downs
22. When we reached the summit during the night hike, there were many fireflies, making the place look like a “treasure highland.”
23. I’m peaking. Listen up!
24. What did the river say to the hiker who fell into it? “water you doing?”
25. Standing tall like these trees
26. I’m not sedimental, so I threw away the colored pebbles I picked during the hike
27. Did you buy a good trailblazer for our next hike?

12. I was so happy I almost wet my plants when we started hiking
13. I’ll be hiking in my new birches today
14. What’s the laziest mountain in the world? “Mount Everest”

Witty hiking puns for Instagram

31. You shouldn’t leaf another hiker behind when hiking
32. The weather is pine. Best time to hike in the mountains
33. What do we call a deer that has no eyes? “No eye deer”
34. Last bud not least, you all need to take a hike before the end of the month
35. We need to grow now; it’s getting late
36. Why don’t we ever get lost when hiking with William? “Because where there is Will, there’s a way.”
37. DEET is hiking cologne
38. She got mad at me, so she told me to take a hike. I did.
39. Do you know the best form of flattery? “Plateaus”
40. He’s a Catholic who loves trekking. He’s a roamin’ Catholic
41. Thinking outside. I do not need a box!
42. Such a beautiful view from here, take a peak
43. The mental facility had an Uphill trail. Hikers Called it the psychopath.
44. Follow me for qualitree hiking puns
45. Every hiker loved the gorge-ous views
46. Surviving the blisters with my sisters
47. “Those boots were made for hikin’.”
48. We’ll do branch first, then brunch later, okay?
49. The boulders rocked
50. The boulder-holder supported me as I climbed up
51. This is my side rustle
52. The map I had fell down. Now know where we’re standing
53. We finally hit rock bottom
54. Remember that joke about a hill? I can’t get over it!

31. These huge trees are unbeleafably leafy!
32. Don’t take these rocks for granite
33. “I’m about the hard rock life.”
34. Is he oak-ay? Yes, he’s pine!
35. I prefer these kinds of rivers because they are not mainstream
36. Trail mix and hill is way better than Netflix and chill

Hilarious hiking puns

61. Leaving the metals and going for the petals
62. Water we having for dinner tonight?
63. The trail was pretty narrow, so we had to toe the line
64. You will have to hike a Rocky Mountain trail whether you lake it or not
65. You don’t have to be a pine in the ass!
66. I liked the hike
67. He couldn’t have gone far – he’s in the range
68. You will definitely love trekking with Daisy; she’s one hill of a funny hiker!
69. The story is too long. Please summit up for everyone
70. You need some top qualitree hiking boots to enjoy hiking on rugged terrain
71. The beauty of the lake and everything surrounding it is unbeleafable!
72. He fernly beleafs in your abilities
73. Two is a company, trees a crowd!
74. Our destination is always around the corner
75. Ann went to the bathroom in the woods. She was going to use the facilitrees
76. I think I’m waterfalling for you
77. You can never run in a campground; you can only ran because it’s always past tents
78. Relaxing in the outdoors with my buds
79. Canyon hold my hand so I can jump over this rock?
80. Dew you love taking easy or difficult hikes in the mornings?
81. When going into the great outdoors, you need to leaf all your worries behind
82. Wood you like to go on a camping trip this weekend?
83. I will go hiking forest of my life
84. “May the forest be with you.”

61. When hiking in a group, you need to mountain a distance of at least two meters!
62. We have to keep trekking, come hill or high water
63. A season hike this is perfect for hitting the trails
64. You will have to bear with me
65. We’re all looking for the mountain of youth
66. It’s true-actions peak louder than words
67. The occasional deer sighting near the trail disrupted my terrain of thought
68. Can we go for a branch and then go for a short hike in the afternoon?
69. The mountain across the valley peaked my interest
70. I can’t go on a hike without my sole-mates
71. Started from the bottom now we’re here! (from Drake’s song with the same words)
72. I’ve been hiking for 4 hours straight. I can bearly stand!
73. I don’t want to chalk about my hiking experience last summer
74. You look exhausted! Did you Everest on the trail?
75. He told us he was an experienced trail runner. We didn’t know he’d trail behind everyone.
76. Don’t peak! Just focus on the hike.
77. How far is it? “Mile, mile and half”
78. Why is camping so fun? Because it’s in-tents
79. The tentsion at the campsite was evident
80. “Let’s rock n roll.”
81. This is the type of streaming I was talking about (near a river or stream)
82. Dewn’t you like hiking in mountainous regions?

With the best hiking puns on your fingertips, you never have to check your phone for updates while on the trail? Do you have hilarious hiking puns and jokes that I have left put? Tell us in the comments section!