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65+ Top Camping Pick Up Lines (Flirty and Dirty!)

Pick up lines can be used virtually anywhere. A camping trip offers an opportunity to use funny and cheesy pick up lines on your partner or someone interesting you just met. But it can be difficult if you can’t think of any unique pick up line. Without further ado, let’s look at some awesome camping pick up lines that work!

Top Camping Pick Up Lines

  1. Babe, you set my heart bonfire.
  2. If you are afraid of campfire stories, hold my hand.
  3. Will you go camping with me, or do I have to rope you in?
  4. Hey girl, I’d love to share a fire with you.
  5. Can you tell me how big your wood is?
  6. I just pitched a tent. It can be yours if you want.
  7. Babe, the first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
  8. The good thing about camping in the wild is that one can hear your moans.
  9. Babe, you’re a ten(t).
  10. Girl, you are the batteries to my headlamp.
  11. Are you a camp map? ‘Cause without you, I’m lost!
  12. I’d love to give you a tour of my tent.

Cheesy Camping Pick Up Lines

  1. Hey girl, are you GPS, because with you in my tent, all my dreams are InReach.
  2. Help me pitch my tent so we can be ready for the cold night.

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  1. Is that a tent peg in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
  2. I’m the best at pitching a tent, so let’s go camping.

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  1. Babe, I guess you got the toe to go with my camelbak
  2. What’s my jacket made of? Boyfriend material.
  3. Babe, I’ll camp with my sniper in your basement, if you get what I mean.
  4. Hey girl, are you a bear cub? ‘Cause you are unbearably gorgeous.
  5. Guess what I’m wearing. It’s Deep Woods by Off…go ahead. Soak it in.
  6. My flashlight needs batteries. Can I have them?
  7. Hey girl, are you an expensive RV? Cause I’d love to cum inside you and fall asleep.
  8. We have no more firewood but don’t worry. I got the wood to keep us warm all night long.
  9. Hey, are you ready to make some memories in the no-strings-attached sleeping bag tonight?

Creative Camping Pick Up Lines

  1. We’re in the wilderness, so no one will hear your screams
  2. Sweetie, it looks like a headlamp isn’t the only thing I’ll be turning on tonight

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  1. Babe, you are so hot you roast and toast my marshmallows.
  2. Can I put my tent stake in your forest ground?
  3. You’ve already pitched a tent; how fast was that?
  4. Babe, can you help me pitch my tent?
  5. I’ll help you light your inner fire if you want.
  6. Hey girl, are we in a band camp? Because I wanna tromBone
  7. Are you ready for a sleeping bag and breakfast?
  8. I’m good at pitching a tent. Can we go camping?
  9. Hey babe. You make me feel like I’m at a festival ‘coz I pitch a tent every time I see you.
  10. Hold my hand if you are afraid of dark and cold nights.

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  1. Babe, thanks for helping pop my tent.
  2. You erect my tent effortlessly. That’s what I like about you.
  3. Babe, can we start a musical masterpiece in the wilderness with our screams and moans?

Funny Camping Pick Up Lines

  1. Hun, can we share body heat? It’s so cold outside.
  2. Babe, you are the spark that lights up the fire in me.

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  1. Finally, we’re all alone in the woods-we both know what’s gonna happen.
  2. I’m beginning to experience hypothermia. Can we get in the sleeping bag and cuddle so I don’t lose my life?
  3. Can you help me raise my tent?
  4. Is your tent erect? Or do you need a little help?
  5. Hey honey, it’s band camp, and I’m thicker than a flute. Wanna have some fun?
  6. I got enough wood in my pants, so we don’t need wood for this camping trip.
  7. Sweetie, you are the only person who can extinguish the forest fire inside my pants.
  8. Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
  9. I intent to pitch my tent here. Will you help me?
  10. You’re so hot we don’t need a camp heater.
  11. If you don’t like the cold in your tent, you can always join me in mine. It’s warmer here.
  12. You got me pitching a tent. Are you a camping festival?

Dirty Camping Pick Up Lines

  1. Need wood? I got one in my pants.
  2. I got bit by a venomous snake. Can you help me to suck out the venom? Don’t stop till it cums out.
  3. Don’t look at me like that. You are causing a forest fire in my pants.

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  1. Babe, can you help me erect my tent?
  2. Honey, have you ever had sex during a camping trip? I hear it’s f***king in-tents.
  3. I don’t usually go camping with girls because it tents to get erotic.
  4. Babe, you can toast my marshmallows anytime.

Related: Cheesy and dirty hiking pick up lines

  1. Are you a tent? Because I wanna get inside you.
  2. I just pitched a tent. It’s all yours.
  3. Are you are extermination camp? Coz’ I wouldn’t mind entering your gas chamber.
  4. Honey, can I check you for ticks?
  5. Babe, we just ran out of wood. Have you got one in you?
  6. I can light your inner fire using the good end of my stick.

There you are-now have a couple of cheesy camping pick up lines that you can use on your better half or someone you have a crush on. Remember, timing is everything. Trying some of these pick up lines on people you have just met, especially the dirty ones, may come off as rude. So, always judge the situation to see if it would be okay to use them. Good luck!

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